November 9, 2009
“One adult and two children, please.”
19 hours ago
"now my dearest black widow; that'd be like taking your makeup off with battery acid- sure it'd work but... it would also hurt like fuck"
my reply to The Black Widow (my best girfriend) upon her suggesting she enter a open/threesome relationship to assist her in her jealousy issues with future boyfriends
20 hours ago
November 8, 2009




