theantipodeanhomo

I call New Zealand home

Thinspiration tip: The photos on my fridge of Anna Wintour captioned “eating isn’t very Chanel” and the pic of Cher in the “Half-Breed” video haven’t proved efficacious, so I’ve made that nude portrait from 2012 (when was 10 kgs lighter and was 7% body fat) my desktop background and I’ve lost 3 kgs.

Veruschka by Franco Rubartelli, 1968.

Veruschka by Franco Rubartelli, 1968.

Ugh, day straight from Hades feat. post-nasal-drip & 10 hours of real estate madness BUT these home-made lemon-honey drinks are giving me life. FYI: said lemon-honey drinks are roughly 90/5/5 Brandy/lemon/honey.

theantipodeanhomo:

SAME

I get it, you like it, now can you quit it with the motherfucking notifications already?

theantipodeanhomo:

SAME

I get it, you like it, now can you quit it with the motherfucking notifications already?

Judy Garland by Richard Avedon.

Judy Garland by Richard Avedon.

YOU’LL NEVER BE GLAMOUR

YOU’LL NEVER BE GLAMOUR

AZUMA MAKOTO'S EXOBIOTANICA

Current downtown Auckland dogwalking temperature? Actual: 5 degrees. Feels Like: On the Mohs scale of mineral hardness my nipples are up there with diamonds.

Such a flattering angle

Such a flattering angle

Miniature schnauzers atop summits

(Source: handsomedogs, via wiionme)

"Is there an injectable solution to under-eye dark circles?"- internal dialogue.

"Is there an injectable solution to under-eye dark circles?"- internal dialogue.

The hardest thing about Auckland’s incessantly rainy winter isn’t the inclement weather; it’s having to watch all my northern hemisphere friends post photos cavorting beachside in scant garb when I have to deal with wearing this raincoat 3 times a day to let my hound attend to his ablutions.

The hardest thing about Auckland’s incessantly rainy winter isn’t the inclement weather; it’s having to watch all my northern hemisphere friends post photos cavorting beachside in scant garb when I have to deal with wearing this raincoat 3 times a day to let my hound attend to his ablutions.

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
— Elizabeth Taylor/Me
Love moment with Ms. Delano.

Love moment with Ms. Delano.

Adore Delano bitches!

Adore Delano bitches!