November 9, 2009
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“One adult and two children, please.”

“One adult and two children, please.”

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jolienoire:The Dark Crystal. [1982]
SKEXIS! I had nightmares!

jolienoire:The Dark Crystal. [1982]

SKEXIS! I had nightmares!

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"now my dearest black widow; that'd be like taking your makeup off with battery acid- sure it'd work but... it would also hurt like fuck"

my reply to The Black Widow (my best girfriend) upon her suggesting she enter a open/threesome relationship to assist her in her jealousy issues with future boyfriends

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November 8, 2009
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