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A bottle of wine a day is not bad for you and abstaining is worse than drinking, scientist claims

It’s science!

thoughts & advice 23/4/14

1. According to someone who is well qualified to comment, I “love outrageously”.

Good to know. Does that make me Jem?

2. My mother traded in her Mercedes for a Prius today and I think I’m going to have to have words with my Father about her frequent “yoga retreats” that are clearly a bad influence.

3. Oh, so this happened this week:

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Such a personal and heartfelt message tho.

4. I’m just glad that after half a decade that (according to google analytics) there’s an audience that appears to appreciate me editorialising my life on the internet.

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5. Can we just pause for a moment to celebrate the fact she’s now¬† Dame Angela Lansbury; and applaud her jaunty hat?

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6. Missionary Impossible would be a cute name for a bar right?

7. Ok, so very few words to live by this month, but remember this:

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148 Plays
Christina Aguilera v. Britney Spears
Genie One More Time
*hums opening bars to “what a wonderful world”*

*hums opening bars to “what a wonderful world”*

(Source: gifdrome, via shitbenlikes)

FYI: Here is a photo of Courtney Love with a turtle on her head.

FYI: Here is a photo of Courtney Love with a turtle on her head.

HEATHER LOOKS WELL

HEATHER LOOKS WELL

Sausage fingers

Sausage fingers

COURTNEY ACT LOOKS WELL

COURTNEY ACT LOOKS WELL

Facebook thinks I’m ’70s Raquel Welch, and I admit the facial similarities are uncanny.

Facebook thinks I’m ’70s Raquel Welch, and I admit the facial similarities are uncanny.

I see your Easter bonnet and raise you an Easter turban.

I see your Easter bonnet and raise you an Easter turban.

RHOA Season 6 Episode 23 (The Reunion - Part 1).

Moving on from last season’s reunion “dramatic fan”, Kenya’s taken her accessories to the next level with a diamante sceptre and a loud-hailer.

Had to shield Louis’ eyes on our waterfront promenade today, as he wandered a little too close to a parked car containing a young couple in a “romantic embrace”. And yes, that’s a euphemism for fellatio.

(Source: stuff.co.nz)