knew buying those Tamiflu shares would pay off
Spongebob Squarepants RECTAL THERMOMETER →
Yes, it’s musical. And yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!
wash-day overdue. Thus, wearing airline socks & mesh jockstrap under the suit.
avedanke: Dolly Parton: Jolene (via...
Oooh Funz: analyse your twitter personality…. http://twanalyst.com/craiggibbon/
Harnessing my ability to once again make a shitbox look like a mansion. I <3 advertising.
Ill. 5 days barely eating. Not skinny enough. EMACIATION WHY MUST YOU ELUDE ME?!
I think someone needs to jumpstart my brain.
Just spilt approximately 600mls of coke EVERYWHERE. Swineflu clumsiness.Thank heaven I’m recarpeting.
Don’t bother knocking if the dumpster is rocking: http://ping.fm/HbsQL
excitement at north shore hospital
“Its like outbreak here, the world is quiet and everyone is watching people for coughing fits! YAY EBOLA”
why does nothing this exciting happen to me at open homes? http://ping.fm/u9sH0
home sick. tempting fate? http://ping.fm/ckJy8
Fuck this. Doctor tomorrow.
THREEDAYGROWTH: illness makes me butch?
Swine flu spreads from Mexico to NY & kansas- the real question? DO I HAVE IT?!?
oh dear lord why? →
coming soon - the Jade Goody musical?!?!?! WTF?