Watch me work it. I’m perfect: http://ping.fm/J9JDt
requires an anonymous outlet for what’s REALLY on his mind.
everything will be okay in the end. if it’s not okay, it’s not the end.
EW! My twitter got hacked. I feel dirty and violated.
txtsfrmlstnght: (503): Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I’m about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch. (360): I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it’s taking on your vagina.
txtsfrmlstnght: (978): I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
trying to talk myself out of a ice-cream slash chocolate expedition
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