June 2009
Watch me work it. I’m perfect: http://ping.fm/J9JDt
requires an anonymous outlet for what’s REALLY on his mind.
everything will be okay in the end.
if it’s not okay, it’s not the end.
post-party ZOMBIE
EW! My twitter got hacked. I feel dirty and violated.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(503): Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I’m about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch. (360): I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it’s taking on your vagina.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(978): I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
trying to talk myself out of a ice-cream slash chocolate expedition
“There may be plenty more fish in the sea, but there are also, sharks, whales,...”
