November 2010
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WTF?
Natasha Bedingfield cameos on Nicki Minaj’s debut album?
honestly, it really is thoroughly exhausting being this fabulous…
I just have to tell myself, things could be so much worse; I could’ve been at the Santa Parade.
Anonymous asked: Where can I get a Mr pearl corset?
saw a Chinese Down’s syndrome child masturbating at Chapters earlier...
– fagette
Dear Men-of-a-certain-age,
I really wish you’d eschew this trend of cycling and the related accoutrements; I do not wish to be visually assaulted by the sight of your broken bodies clad in lycra like a rubber raft forced into a pup tent.
Please go back to purchasing Porsches when you hit 50.
Yours in anticipation,
Craig.
rosé and Rihanna - I smell summer