Hey Farmville people. I want to say one word to...
too hot for open homes, need to borrow J.Lo’s personal wind machine & operator
very productive day, wish I didn’t have to work tomorrow but black widow is coming over to cook for me so all is not lost
Are humans still the "top of the food chain" now...
I love messing with the heads of hairdressers. Today, I’ve convinced mine that #chatroulette is a great “networking” tool.
If Liza Minelli can have two gay husbands surely I could have at least one?
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like, you wanna swap cards? damn right, I wanna swap cards Bring pikachu, with electric charge.
Clear bra straps aren't invisible bra straps and...
janitoroflunacy asked: i don't know, did i do that?
My potato brings all the Irish to the yard & they’re like that famine was hard
siciliansalad-deactivated201201 asked: i like how you write.
31 is really the new 21
(via jaredsays) BLESS YOU XXX
I just have to remind you all that I was gaga before Gaga was gaga