April 2010
Considering a career change to plus-size model
THE HIPPO IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
I am SO GLAD there is a pill for everything.
There’s no competing with Lady Gaga. She’ll just fucking run you over. She eats,...
– Katy Perry, on Lady Gaga (via fuckyeahladygaga)
Saturday night out with my favourite girl Black...
B.W. - “My Vagina is a diamond, you cannot touch my diamond”
Me - “My Vagina is diamond, you can touch it, but it’s 25 carats and it’s cursed”
awake at an odd hour considering my sobriety. Also, has there ever been a General Knowledge in an Army?
RT @kolchak: The only side effect of unicorn sex is that you come out of it in full Ziggy Stardust makeup.