April 2010
Apr 24th
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Considering a career change to plus-size model
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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THE HIPPO IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
Apr 23rd
I am SO GLAD there is a pill for everything.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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“There’s no competing with Lady Gaga. She’ll just fucking run you over. She eats,...”
– Katy Perry, on Lady Gaga (via fuckyeahladygaga)
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Saturday night out with my favourite girl Black...
B.W. - “My Vagina is a diamond, you cannot touch my diamond” Me - “My Vagina is diamond, you can touch it, but it’s 25 carats and it’s cursed”
Apr 23rd
awake at an odd hour considering my sobriety. Also, has there ever been a General Knowledge in an Army?
Apr 23rd
RT @kolchak: The only side effect of unicorn sex is that you come out of it in full Ziggy Stardust makeup.
Apr 23rd