Considering a career change to plus-size model
THE HIPPO IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
I am SO GLAD there is a pill for everything.
There’s no competing with Lady Gaga. She’ll just fucking run you over. She eats,...– Katy Perry, on Lady Gaga (via fuckyeahladygaga)
Saturday night out with my favourite girl Black...
B.W. - “My Vagina is a diamond, you cannot touch my diamond” Me - “My Vagina is diamond, you can touch it, but it’s 25 carats and it’s cursed”
awake at an odd hour considering my sobriety. Also, has there ever been a General Knowledge in an Army?
RT @kolchak: The only side effect of unicorn sex is that you come out of it in full Ziggy Stardust makeup.