August 2012
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I have basically had zero sleep, fairly certain last evening I accidentally took one of my morning uppers instead of my night time downers. Ugh…
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The miniature schnauzer & the erectile dysfunction...
Roommate: So, don't panic, but I thought I should call you, I don't mean to concern you but Louis appears to have eaten a viagra pill from my bedroom floor...
Me: *speechless*
Me: *another moment of silence considering vet bills*
Me: Oh fuck...
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“Rufus Wainwright, 39, and Jorn Weisbrodt, the German-born artistic director of the Luminato Festival, wore custom Viktor & Rolf Monsieur and were married by a longtime friend, the artist Justin Vivian Bond. The Salome Chamber Orchestra and David Aron Carpenter played during the ceremony and Rufus’s sister, singer-songwriter Martha Wainwright, also performed. Other notable attendees...
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Anonymous asked: You used to be funny what happened
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Waiting for taxi outside kfc standing in 3rd...
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Anonymous asked: Hey, what's wrong with your self-esteem? You're articulate, young and good-looking, and you run a website that gets thousands of hits a day. Do you need to win the Olympic Badminton Championship or something?
“1. The continued genocide in Syria & Sudan.
2. The recent outbreak of the...”
– Not that it’s a competition but let’s face it my current dire self-image wins as worst natural disaster of 2012 thus far tbqh.
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WatchWillam Belli hosts the 2012 Ho’lympics
(Proudly sponsored by depilatory cream, liquor & tawdry branded underwear aussiebum™)
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July 2012
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“Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little”
– Gore Vidal (R.I.P) 