theantipodeanhomo

I call New Zealand home

Korean face mask technology with active ingredients baobab tree extract and snail mucus. Lets face it, at this point I’ll try anything.

Korean face mask technology with active ingredients baobab tree extract and snail mucus. Lets face it, at this point I’ll try anything.

Dear Cher, Happy 67th! Hope you live for another thousand years.

Dear Cher, Happy 67th! Hope you live for another thousand years.

I’m going on a diet and I’m not going to quit until I’m Donatella verge-of-death skinny.

I’m going on a diet and I’m not going to quit until I’m Donatella verge-of-death skinny.

Cute pic of me from around 5am this morning.

Cute pic of me from around 5am this morning.

OMG Dallas is giving Jocelyn Wildenstein realness

OMG Dallas is giving Jocelyn Wildenstein realness

BRB pursuing an alternative career as a plus size model 

BRB pursuing an alternative career as a plus size model 

Someone tempt me to put on a cute outfit and leave the house plz 

Someone tempt me to put on a cute outfit and leave the house plz 

INTERIOR GOALS

INTERIOR GOALS

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Current plans for my Saturday evening.

Current plans for my Saturday evening.

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Thank you. Also, your moustache is tremendous.

Saturday afternoon in the office but at least I look cute. Swings and roundabouts.

Saturday afternoon in the office but at least I look cute. Swings and roundabouts.

I was just a bit sick in my mouth.

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SAME

SAME

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Thoughts & Advice, 17/5/13

1. I have a new wrinkle above my right eyebrow and my when I confessed this to a colleague he implied it was from an excess of raising one brow in a judgmental fashion.

2. Life is too short to spend it trying to please other people. It’s a sisyphean and thankless task, and you’ll just wind up exhausted and bitter. So put yourself first, and please; please yourself.

3. Just because everyone else is wearing it doesn’t make it right or cute; and

4. Can we just pause for a moment and consider that there are people in this world who still believe it’s acceptable to wear boot-cut jeans?

5. Just so you know it’s super hard to find chic waterproof dog-walking attire in this town and I’ll appreciate your sympathy.

6. Can anyone recommend a rehab clinic for shopping addiction, preferably with minimalist interiors, in an especially idyllic setting?

7. For those of you concerned about that Drag Race shaped void in my heart you’ll be pleased to hear I’m coping by filling the gap with season 2 of The Valleys and the new bonkers Betsey Johnson reality show.

8. Also, it’s really important that you’re aware that Cher is the only artist to have had a number 1 single on the Billboard charts in each of the past 6 decades. 

9. Autumn AKA the season of the perpetually wet dog.

10. In parting, Zayn Malik: