Thoughts for the day: 18/1/12
1. Why have I never seen “Joseph & The Technicolour Dreamcoat” from 1999, starring Joan Collins? IMDb gave it 4 stars!
2. Most likely because the lead is Donny Osmond as Joseph, probably best to stick to screencaps.
3. Screw the statue of David, that thumbnail of Mona Lisa, the ceilings of the Sistine Chapel and numerous other refuted masterpieces; what’s the real modern day work of art? Madonna’s face.
4. Meanwhile, can I get the number of whoever is doing that bitch’s dermal fillers lately?
5. I just don’t know if I can quit smoking.
6. What I do know is that Joanna Lumley is 65 and Joan Collins is 78 and they both smoke. Can anyone offer me any positive non-smoking aged diva role models to emulate?
6. No, thought not…