theantipodeanhomo

I call New Zealand home

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Q
Do you have a boyfriend? I love your blog
from:Anonymous
A

Nul points, Anon.

I’m single, and If you really did love my blog you’d have paid attention and been aware of this fact. However, I can’t help it if you’re a basic bitch, so to conclude;

Nobody loves me, but I do sincerely love the following (in order of preference):

1. Botox

2. Willam Belli

3. Looking skinny but not AIDSy

4. Attention/internet traffic

5. Lindsay Lohan

6. Generally being better than you.

Posted in Thanks for asking | 17 notes
  1. mattstopera said: well said.
  2. williams-blood said: Good set of life goals there, I’m particularly loving #2 atm (going back and watching all the Untucked episodes with him in them before I watch the Reunion) EEEEP
  3. manicbotanic said: 3. Looking skinny but not AIDSy Mercy this is the most unexpectedly funny thing I’ve seen all day.
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