I’m gaining so much weight since I quit smoking it’s surely only a matter of time until word gets out and well-meaning volunteers descend to pour buckets of sea water over me and make sure my blowhole and fins remain unobstructed.
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ahmarzing said:
Or they’ll just use dynamite to get you out of the way.
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thebadmonkey said:
smooches
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