theantipodeanhomo

I call New Zealand home

I’m gaining so much weight since I quit smoking it’s surely only a matter of time until word gets out and well-meaning volunteers descend to pour buckets of sea water over me and make sure my blowhole and fins remain unobstructed.

I’m gaining so much weight since I quit smoking it’s surely only a matter of time until word gets out and well-meaning volunteers descend to pour buckets of sea water over me and make sure my blowhole and fins remain unobstructed.

  1. ahmarzing said: Or they’ll just use dynamite to get you out of the way.
  2. thebadmonkey said: smooches
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