Aside from the obvious “weight-loss through amputation” or the “relive the 90’s and snort yourself skinny” diet, can anyone tell me how to lose the 4 kilos I’ve put on in the last 12 days, preferably overnight?
Best answer inherits my personal collection of cigarette cases and wins a cash prize of a hundred trillion Zimbabwean dollars.
parkebench said:
The method I tried, where I ate only exactly what and how much of which my skinnier bf at the time ate, failed miserably the night I walked into his room with a box one night and loudly said “YOU WANT A CRACKER!”
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d-rk said:
Tape worm.
powersigh said:
i let my boyfriend eat half of my meals when we go out. also only eat organic food - it’s more expensive so you’ll learn to fetishize your purchases
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caressmorrell said:
Isn’t there some “secret remedy” with milk and vinegar?
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themorallycorruptfayeresnick said:
leave some sushi on a radiator overnight
thecheesequakediaries said:
A Kardashian Lemon Cleanse. IE Some hard core laxative that will shit out those excess kilos like Duramine tea.
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