You all know I have a heart of stone & it’s entirely out of character but I have to admit I’ve developed a crush on this guy who works a day a week at my local deli.
I generally don’t do feelings but frankly it’s at the point where whenever I see him it’s basically hello paroxysmal tachycardia.
He’s about 14 years my junior but flirts with me so fuck it; I’m calling upon the satanic arts…
Lindsay hear my prayer.