I’m not sure if I’d call it an omen but today began with my dog waking me at 5:30am to alert me to his impending projectile diarrhea, and frankly, things kind of went downhill from there.
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unsourcedmaterial said:
At least you weren’t arrested for trying to flee the scene of an accident in NYC.
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