theantipodeanhomo

Cute pic of me from around 5am this morning.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:35:14 +1200

Cute pic of me from around 5am this morning.

OMG Dallas is giving Jocelyn Wildenstein realness

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:07:09 +1200

OMG Dallas is giving Jocelyn Wildenstein realness

BRB pursuing an alternative career as a plus size model

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:29:00 +1200

BRB pursuing an alternative career as a plus size model

Someone tempt me to put on a cute outfit and leave the house...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:33:55 +1200

Someone tempt me to put on a cute outfit and leave the house plz

INTERIOR GOALS

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:36:05 +1200

INTERIOR GOALS

Current plans for my Saturday evening.

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:59:59 +1200

Current plans for my Saturday evening.

Thank you. Also, your moustache is tremendous.

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:26:21 +1200

Thank you. Also, your moustache is tremendous.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:17:00 +1200

Saturday afternoon in the office but at least I look cute....

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:03:55 +1200

Saturday afternoon in the office but at least I look cute. Swings and roundabouts.

I was just a bit sick in my mouth.

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:42:22 +1200

I was just a bit sick in my mouth.

SAME

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:39:09 +1200

SAME

Thoughts & Advice, 17/5/13

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:09:11 +1200

1. I have a new wrinkle above my right eyebrow and my when I confessed this to a colleague he implied it was from an excess of raising one brow in a judgmental fashion.

2. Life is too short to spend it trying to please other people. It’s a sisyphean and thankless task, and you’ll just wind up exhausted and bitter. So put yourself first, and please; please yourself.

3. Just because everyone else is wearing it doesn’t make it right or cute; and

4. Can we just pause for a moment and consider that there are people in this world who still believe it’s acceptable to wear boot-cut jeans?

5. Just so you know it’s super hard to find chic waterproof dog-walking attire in this town and I’ll appreciate your sympathy.

6. Can anyone recommend a rehab clinic for shopping addiction, preferably with minimalist interiors, in an especially idyllic setting?

7. For those of you concerned about that Drag Race shaped void in my heart you’ll be pleased to hear I’m coping by filling the gap with season 2 of The Valleys and the new bonkers Betsey Johnson reality show.

8. Also, it’s really important that you’re aware that Cher is the only artist to have had a number 1 single on the Billboard charts in each of the past 6 decades.

9. Autumn AKA the season of the perpetually wet dog.

10. In parting, Zayn Malik:

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:46:00 +1200

CHER LOOKS WELL

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:52:06 +1200

CHER LOOKS WELL

Linda & friends circa 1998

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:39:00 +1200

Linda & friends circa 1998

Found some vintage 90’s Yohji super wide-leg wool palazzo type pants in a drawer and wore them...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:03:22 +1200

Found some vintage 90’s Yohji super wide-leg wool palazzo type pants in a drawer and wore them to walk the dog because that’s how I roll.

We’re actually totes friends IRL.

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:35:21 +1200

We’re actually totes friends IRL.

With my award winning pet lamb named “Roast” circa...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:18:00 +1200

With my award winning pet lamb named “Roast” circa 1980.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:55:24 +1200

if youre the top you say you are, then he wont care about your socks

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:45:15 +1200