theantipodeanhomo

I call New Zealand home

Want a window into my life? Well it’s 2:05am on Saturday morning & I’m making Joan Collins .gifs

Want a window into my life? Well it’s 2:05am on Saturday morning & I’m making Joan Collins .gifs

“Secure your wig with extra hairpins before lovemaking”

- Joan Collins

An undated portrait: Sanctimonious side-eye & shoulder-pads, in transit

An undated portrait: Sanctimonious side-eye & shoulder-pads, in transit

antoscar:

“Joan Collins has a room for her wigs in her house in the south of France.  Apparently, she calls the room her “Norma Desmond suite”.

antoscar:

“Joan Collins has a room for her wigs in her house in the south of France.  Apparently, she calls the room her “Norma Desmond suite”.