Oh look, it’s the two most smug bitches in Hollywood, together at the same time in the same place, in Cannes this week.
You’d think this would scream “convenient kill-two-birds-with-one-stone option” but sadly no…
Somehow no-one spotted the window to execute them both simultaneously. Frankly one would have thought anyone with half a brain would have negotiated a 2-for-1 discount with their local hitman.
Of course the real tragedy here isn’t the missed opportunity, but rather that they’re both still alive and i’m going to have to look at their irritating faces for the foreseeable future.
