theantipodeanhomo

I call New Zealand home

Q
Do you have a boyfriend? I love your blog
from:Anonymous
A

Nul points, Anon.

I’m single, and If you really did love my blog you’d have paid attention and been aware of this fact. However, I can’t help it if you’re a basic bitch, so to conclude;

Nobody loves me, but I do sincerely love the following (in order of preference):

1. Botox

2. Willam Belli

3. Looking skinny but not AIDSy

4. Attention/internet traffic

5. Lindsay Lohan

6. Generally being better than you.